I also really hate to shower before I go to bed, because I always like to shower in the morning. And two showers inside of 12 hours just seems like a waste.
So I am going to sit here and evaporate until I think I've reached a level of dryness that's acceptable for putting myself into pajamas. (Which, come on, is probably a very low threshold considering I'm already sitting here proclaiming my filthiness to the internet.) Then, in all my grungy glory, I will get into bed.
And wash my mildly salty sheets this weekend.